Me ? Na, just talking to myself ;)

[Edwin Skirata]

" Ladies and gentleman ! Welcome to this one man show !

As you all asked, here I am for the sole pleasure of your eyes !"

* Bow to the public *

"Ah, I'm being informed that it's just myself walking by your home...Like that's true ! Surely a mistake made by one one of the backstage guy as I see you were all waiting for me. "

* Lower it's voice. Incline the head like he is listening to someone muttering something *

" What....You sure...Not them....Me....Walking in when nobody know.....Presentation....Ok...."

* Lookat his public and use again the mic *

" Well as they can't agree on the program behind the scene, let me entertain you ! But first let's introduce myself again for the few new ones that may not know me : I'm Edwin Skirata, the only and unique one ! Fabulous player, tending to so much RPG parties that you don't remember my true face but only the most used faces ! "

* Smiles and wait a bit. *

" Yeah, I know you like this everyone but only the Cuious may know....So how about a Q&A ? Let's see how much curious you are !"

* Bow again and wait for a question from someone in the audience*

[jbgibson]

*Waits a bit more*
"Could we bring up the house lights a moment please?... Yes, I see. I really am talking with myself - wonder if nobody ever was in attendance, or if they left after I began to talk..."

*Janitor sweeping up debris behind the back row*
"Yeh. Thay was six or ten people here at furst. Dey left."

"Ah, thank you sir. I suppose. Well, if you are my only audience, do YOU have a question?"

*Janitor stops, leans on broom, and thinks.*
"Wallll, kin you tell me if hit's gonna rain this night? I gotta walk home afters, and if it be rainy, I needs to wear a trashbag."

*Carto-Entertainer-Speechifier-DriverAwayOfAudiences (apparently) has a turn at thoughtful pausing while leaning*
*...only he chooses to lean on the mike and an unearthly squeal ensues*
"Sorry. No, good man, last I heard the rain is to hold off till dawn. Do you have a long time to spend at broomwork?"

*janitor hitches up his britches and goes back to sweeping*
"Naw. Them fine folks what left, they dint have time tuh make much mess. I reckon 'nother ten minutes 'bout does this here."

"Then if I can find a six-pack backstage, suppose you and I and the sound/lights/props gents could sit a while and swap lies? I mean, since I no longer have a formal presentation to make..."

*janitor keeps sweeping*
"Sure nuff why not. Beats yestiddy's newspaper, what I allus say. Lemmie git these trashbuckets and you g'wan find a brew or whatever fancy folks bottle these days. Leon!! You leave these lights on, y'hear, so's I can see what I'm'a doin."

[Edwin Skirata]

* Get backstage make a sign to the sound/lights/props to come as nobody seems around *

** God, what a mess ! And to think I was supposed to introduce myself and my job here ! How did it end like that ?! **

* Sigh. Gets to the lodge and get some beers for him and the others to drink. Also find a bottle of hydromel.*

" Well, not like it will hurt. And I may even enjoy it....." * Sigh again *

* Get back to see the other brought a table and chairs for all the staff. Takes one*

" Here, a little something I grabbed. Serve yourself. At least a small consolation. " * he says has it puts the pack on the table. Open the bottle he is holding, clean the top with his shirt and take a sip *

" Ahhh. What a disaster...Is it always like that ? I mean, is there even someone who comes to see this ? Am I the only dude with a crack in da head to do this ? *

* Take another sip wating for an answer to his question...*