Well... If you could see the map in all its glorious detail you would know that the teams playing there right now are the Ogres (literally) and the Mummies (also quite literally), and that the nets are actually giant fish traps (courtesy of Jo) which are acting as placeholders while I work out how to draw a proper goal net. I think the rules are that you have to capture and subdue the enemy... I mean opposition.... and put them in the cages, since we don't seem to have a ball of any kind! LOL!