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You are hereby banned for:
#1, Being a member of the Justin Beiber fan club - and attending at least two (2) Lady GaGa Concerts.
#2, Having a Facebook and Twitter account - yet still stubbornly insisting that you are an individual.
#3, Watching ANY T.V. talent shows.
#4, Playing "Angry Birds".
#5, Requesting full body cavity searches from Walmart Security.
Banned for posting unabashedly brazen falsehoods, to wit:
#1 I don't know who/what Justin Bieber is and never have heard Lady Gaga much less attended her concerts.
#2 I've never been at Facebook or Twitter and have no intention of going there.
#3 I have no television set. Therefore I watch nothing on TV.
#4 What is/are "Angry Birds?"
#5 I live in Walmart-free Bavaria.
Mark Oliva
The Vintyri (TM) Project