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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut1981 View Post
    Banned because it's Monday, I'm sleepy and can't be bothered being pithy.
    Banned for actually having excellent reasons for banning. Can we ban Mondays? Hate 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bartmoss View Post
    Banned for actually having excellent reasons for banning. Can we ban Mondays? Hate 'em.
    Banned for making a Monday posting that still is online on Tuesday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Oliva View Post
    Banned for making a Monday posting that still is online on Tuesday!
    Banned for not realizing we ought to ban Tuesdays along with Mondays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bartmoss View Post
    Banned for not realizing we ought to ban Tuesdays along with Mondays.
    Banned for banning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Oliva View Post
    Banned for banning.
    Banned for using the word "ban" twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beoner View Post
    Banned for using the word "ban" twice.
    Banned for repeating the mistake, Shame on you!
    Last edited by Mark Oliva; 07-27-2011 at 12:16 AM. Reason: Misspelling
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    You are hereby banned for:

    #1, Being a member of the Justin Beiber fan club - and attending at least two (2) Lady GaGa Concerts.

    #2, Having a Facebook and Twitter account - yet still stubbornly insisting that you are an individual.

    #3, Watching ANY T.V. talent shows.

    #4, Playing "Angry Birds".

    #5, Requesting full body cavity searches from Walmart Security.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terraformer_Author View Post
    You are hereby banned for:

    #1, Being a member of the Justin Beiber fan club - and attending at least two (2) Lady GaGa Concerts.

    #2, Having a Facebook and Twitter account - yet still stubbornly insisting that you are an individual.

    #3, Watching ANY T.V. talent shows.

    #4, Playing "Angry Birds".

    #5, Requesting full body cavity searches from Walmart Security.
    Banned for posting unabashedly brazen falsehoods, to wit:

    #1 I don't know who/what Justin Bieber is and never have heard Lady Gaga much less attended her concerts.
    #2 I've never been at Facebook or Twitter and have no intention of going there.
    #3 I have no television set. Therefore I watch nothing on TV.
    #4 What is/are "Angry Birds?"
    #5 I live in Walmart-free Bavaria.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Oliva View Post
    Banned for posting unabashedly brazen falsehoods, to wit:

    #1 I don't know who/what Justin Bieber is and never have heard Lady Gaga much less attended her concerts.
    #2 I've never been at Facebook or Twitter and have no intention of going there.
    #3 I have no television set. Therefore I watch nothing on TV.
    #4 What is/are "Angry Birds?"
    #5 I live in Walmart-free Bavaria.
    Banned for playing this game instead of watching TV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkh1914 View Post
    Banned for playing this game instead of watching TV.
    Banned for playing this game WHILE watching TV.

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