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O Most Dread Lady Sorshen --
We have perfected a procedure for ensuring your own eternal youth at the expense of a bunch of worthless peasants. It works as follows:
1) Find or recruit some vampires. Make sure you have them under control somehow.
2) Find or abduct some peasants.
3) Have your minions attach a vampire and a peasant to the tables in the north exsanguination chamber.
4) Ditto for the south one.
5) Direct the mirrors so that the radiant distiller has plenty of light. (Yes, it has to be mirrors -- direct sunlight just wouldn't work for some reason. We tried.)
6) Hook yourself into the resurcant altar. The restraints are to keep you from twisting off in the throes of agony.
7) Just at noon, have your minions bleed the victims, both vampire and peasant. Their blood will mingle in the radiant distiller, where the power of the sun shall burn out the undead bits from the vampire blood, and the mortal bits from the peasant blood.
8) The resulting hybrid concoction will be fed directly into your heart by the resurcant altar, slowly replacing your original blood over the course of about fifteen minutes of pure, unadulterated pain more intense than any you have ever felt. Your old blood will be squirted out into cisterns. We tend to use it as vampire food afterwards, if you don't mind. Saves on peasants.
And voila! Eternal youth and beauty, no unfortunate allergies to garlic or sunlight. You don't get the change-into-a-bat thing, but you don't have to feast on the blood of the innocent either. I mean, any more than you already have, obviously. Unless you want to, I guess? Anyway! It may be painful and horrifically evil, but it's hard to argue with the results.
We're still not sure why this works, but it quite definitely does. Our initial test subject hasn't aged in fifteen years and routinely sunbathes on the most evil beach we could find while sipping evil piña coladas. Should you have any doubts as to the efficacy of the procedure, I would be most happy to undergo it myself so that you can observe and conduct your own tests.
Your loyal lieutentant -- Vielle Tenris