Hello!

I am Bakkerbaard. It's a play on the Dutch word for "sideburns" and my last name. But I'm not here to show how punny I am.
Most people just call me Lee-Roy, but I'll also respond to "hey" and "will you please pay some bloody attention?". Also, I'm pretty much white as milk, if not see-through, even though my name is apparently popular among people of more decisive hue.
I don't know what's considered racist anymore these days, but that was not meant to be so.

Anyway, before I start saying things that'll offend pretty much everyone, I'll finish up this introduction quickly as it likely will also be one of only two posts since I'm only here for one question. I figure humans can still answer it better than Google.

I'll go and look for the correct section to post my question now.