Are you wearing your tin foil hat to cut out the existential interference patterns from the planet Og?
Hmmm... I guess you must be, since you're a sensible fellow.
I don't have any of these problems, and aside from wearing the necessary cap of foil I have a very standard laptop, mobile broadband at 72 MBPS, Win 10, no adblocker, and I usually use Edge, or Firefox when I can't see certain animated pngs.
Maybe its the broadband speed? That seems awfully slow compared to mine, though its not as slow as I know some users have to put up with.
EDIT: and my mouse is a 10 year old Microsoft mouse, complete with cable - and yes it does have a rather fetching red light on one end.