The Gelatinous Cube Bard - A D&D Story

[Altrunchen]

Okay I got a story about a crazy character I once had.

It was a Gelatinous Cube bard named "WAAAARGH!".

Stay with me now.

The DM house-ruled it so that my character could be intelligent enough to do well...anything.

What's more is that I explained its ability to perform bardic music by saying that it would vibrate itself in such a way that it would create compression-waves in the air, thereby letting it create sounds like "WAAAAAAAAARGH" and so on.

When we arrived at a town (after it dined on the various bugs and whatnot in the grass) we were told that the town had all sorts of guilds in it. In fact the DM went out of their way to say that there was a guild for everything in this town.

Poor DM.

I had WAAAARGH! go to the guild of "Pies, Ladies, and Swag". Unfortunately it turned out to just be some dude's basement.

Still though, got to play jellybard.

[Diamond]

That's... different.